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The Titanic

 

Oh they built a ship Titanic, to sail the ocean blue=

and they thought they had a ship that the water'd ne= ver go through

But the good Lord raised his hand, said that ship wi= ll never land

It was sad when the great ship went down.=

 

Oh they were not far from England, not very far from shore

When the rich refused to associate with the poor

So they put them down below where they'd be the firs= t to go

It was sad when the great ship went down.=

 

The ship was filled with sin and the sides about to burst

When the captain shouted "Women and children first!"

For help they tried to wire but the lines were all on fire

It was sad when the great ship went down.=

 

They threw the life boats out on to the raging sea <= o:p>

As the band struck up with "Nearer my God to Thee."

Little children wept and cried as we threw them over= the side

It was sad when the great ship went down.=

 

We were down below trying to make that damn ship go =

When the chief shouted out, "Boys she's gonna blow."

We heard a mighty crash and we knew our ass was gras= sed

It was said when the great ship went down.

 

The ship began to pitch and the lights began to flic= ker

and the captain shouted "Me gosh where's me liquor?"

He got completely ripped and went down with the ship=

It was sad when the great ship went down.=

 

Lady Astor looked around as she watched her husband drown

And the great Titanic made a gurgling sound

So she wrapped herself in mink as she watched that d= amn ship sink

It was sad when the great ship went down.=

 

Duluth and Thunder Bay were scrumming on the deck

When the scrum half shouted "Boys she's gonna wreck!"

So we shouted out with fear, "GIMME ANOTHER BEER!"

It was sad when the great ship went down.=

 

So they built another ship Titanic Number Two <= /o:p>

And they thought they had a ship that the water'd ne= ver go through

But they christened it with beer and it sank right o= ff the pier

It was sad when the great ship went down.=

 

The moral of the story is very plain to see

Always wear your life preserver when you go out to s= ea

The Titanic never made it and never more shall be

It was sad when the great ship went down.=

 

 

 

 

Intermix these....

 

Husbands and wives

little children lost their lives

 

Uncles and aunts

little children lost their pants

 

Sisters and brothers

everybody fucked each other

 

Brothers and sisters

Fucked until they all had blisters=

 

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